barelysarcasm:

Someone’s happy as fuck about how awesome STRONGHOLD in Venice is.  It’s me.  They got me a pair of custom boots - lifetime guarantee, completely legit by WHITES - they happened to have ONE pair in stock that fits me… and they were the only ones that looked like them at the store… and I walked out with them.  Yeah - and they fed me a nice bourbon, and they showed me their “party space” upstairs - and we got invited to the party they’re throwing at Abbot Kinney Festival next Sunday…  Yep.  That was a good Saturday.

Alternate Title: WHAT RETAILERS WILL DO FOR $500.

I bought a pair of (the real pointy-toed) cowgirl boots at Nordstrum for $275. and they gave me a receipt!…) So, good on ya for the bourbon and party space and what-have-you… that said, those are really sweet.. though I was hoping for the pointy-toed kind… and Ostrich… and maybe purple. But that’s just me.